friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like
cowboybeboop: muttins: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST notes tumblr user muttins has the right idea
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
khl0ekardashian: God, I would give anything to have that much unbridled optimism and innocence again. 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Best part about new electronics..
smokeporch: laugh-addict: Drama-Free
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
I wanna make out.
Like fingers running through hair, chest to chest, hands just inside your underwear waistband, barely stopping to catch my breath, until my lips are sore, making out…
condorn: condorn: How do you get holy water? you boil the hell out of it